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to save the Saturday
A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into the street and gave the guy CPR. The man was alive and breathing when the Paramedics arrived. “You saved this mans life,” They said. “Are you a doctor?” “Nope. I’m a grave digger.” He responded. “And I really hate working on Saturday.”
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I love you
Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my
Parents proud & get better grades..
Internet: What did you say ?
Me: Nothing, I love you baby.
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pathetic joke
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!”
Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is one pathetic joke.
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pathetic joke
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!”
Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is one pathetic joke.
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If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could…
If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could burst out the front door looking at my arms and screaming “WHAT THE FUCK!
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so poor
Our family is so poor, we all Instagram the same plate of food.
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paying
Cashier: ok that will be $237.53
me: do you accept tears
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prank
There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.
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die hard
I hope when Bruce Willis dies it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read “Bruce Willis Died Hard”
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cookies
Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet?
To get more cookies.