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scare
Ladies, if you really wanna scare a guy this year, don’t get a costume. Get a shirt that says “Ready for marriage” or “Size matters” …
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trust
Trust is the most important thing in any relationship..
Without 100% trust in a woman, how do you know she won’t tell your wife?
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surprised
I just won an Academy Award for acting surprised when my credit card was declined.
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ligjter
The new iPad Air will make your wallet very lighter.
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moaning
moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
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Halloween
This Halloween I’m dressing up as a plate.
Girls love to do dishes.
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by itself
“I’m leaving you” my wife screamed, ” You don’t lift a finger around this house.”
“And what about this?” I replied, waving remote control. “Does this thing change channels by itself?”
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do you believe
Do you believe in love at first sight ?
Because you might want to try losing some weight, if you want that shit to happen.
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my mouth
I told my wife “Everybody thinks I’m too sarcastic.”
“What makes you say that?” she asked.I said “My mouth.”
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anything
What do you say toa girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
Anything she wants to hear.