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old fashioned
people who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles
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except
saw this girl the other day… She’s so beautiful it’s like in heaven above gaved her everything… well except my phone number
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follow
-so… where were do you wanna go?
– don’t speak, just follow your heart.
– come on dude be serious or get out of my taxi.
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witch
Last Halloween I shouted to the wife “Baby there’s at witch the door, what should I do?”
She shouted “Give her some candy and tell her to fuck off!”My mother in law hasn’t spoken to me since.
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difference
DATING: “Oh, you’re so funny! I just love a man with a great sense of humor! ”
RELATIONSHIP: “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Is everything a fucking joke to you?! “
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Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like…
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?
No?How about now??
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You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they…
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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second
My girlfriend notices i play X-box a lot.One afternoon she came over when i was playing X-box and she said “its like your second girlfriend”.I looked her straight in the eye and said “YOU’RE THE SECOND GIRLFRIEND!!!”
and now im single.︶︿︶
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“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re…
“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?”
“sir…”
“you’re everything I wish I could be.”
“sir, I’m getting rained on, please just take your pizza.”
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scare
Ladies, if you really wanna scare a guy this year, don’t get a costume. Get a shirt that says “Ready for marriage” or “Size matters” …