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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • I am..

    Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.

  • jealous

    Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!

  • too much

    Me: ‘I”ve decided to stop studying.”
    Mom -”How come?”
    Me-”I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.”

  • excuse

    heres an excuse for bald men: its not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine

  • movie reviewer

    When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I’m a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.

  • mistake

    I sent texts to the wrong people. Now my wife thinks I’m gonna fuck her, and my girlfriend thinks I work late.

  • A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…

    A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed.
    To the 1st mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He looks to the 2nd mother, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” He looks to the 3rd mother. “Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
    At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says… “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving!”

  • I want to make a drink named F5…

    I want to make a drink named F5…

    Cause it will be refreshing.

  • advice

    Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.

  • difference

    Girls: Age 14, Look 18, Act 21
    Guys: Age 21, Look 18, Act 14

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