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how often
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Me: Only when I drink
Doctor: How often do you drink?
Me: Yeah, I smoke
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scene
I’ve been having an affair with a film director’s wife.
Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious.
I said to him, “Look, mate, don’t make a scene.”
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to explain
If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.
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statistical
When we break something-
5%- Fix it.
10%- Tell someone that you broke it.
85%- Fix it just enough so that the next person who uses it thinks that they broke it.
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break-up
Best break-up line:
I get so emotional when your not around..
I call that emotion Happiness.
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police smartphone
In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.
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“It’s never too late!” ~Late people
“It’s never too late!”
~Late people