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immortal
They say laughter is the best medicine, and based on how many people laugh at me, I’m gonna live forever.
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be a warrior
Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not a worrier
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prank
Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in new tabs” then disappear into the night.
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unrealistic
I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone is that frigid.”
“Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers, cable installers, and delivery men that come to our house have tiny dicks.”
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advice
Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not a worrier
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soon or later
Tomorrow will be better, and if it’s not I say it again tomorrow…you never know right? At some point, someday…tomorrow WILL be better..
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hiding
I have been hiding from exercise.
I am in the fitness protection programme.
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don’t judge
Never judge a man until you’ve had sex with his wife.
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to see
My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.