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it’s time
I started arguing with my gf a lot, we rarely have sex anymore and we can’t stand each other either…
I think we’re ready to get married…
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Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both…
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.
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copying and pasting
You know you’re online sex relationship isn’t working out when you discover she’s been copying and pasting her orgasms.
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settle
With all the housework that I’ve done today, my boyfriend should give me a gold medal…
But I’ll settle for a pearl necklace.
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This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
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dirty
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Dirty Bastards.
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complete dick
At the end of the year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said “I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the drippings?”Read More »complete dick
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politely
I don’t care if you’re here to murder me – we take our shoes off in this house.
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blow bubbles
I just walked up to a girl while she was chewing gum. I asked her if she could blow bubbles. she siad, “Who’s Bubbles?”
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worked
Just been caught playing with myself…..
Now everyone knows my cloning experiment worked!!