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F is for friends who do stuff without you.
F is for friends who do stuff without you.
U is for ur alone.
N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home.
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secret
Victoria’s Secret?
You’ll never look like the girls in the ads.
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hairy
Just how hairy was the guy, who invented the shampoo “Head n Shoulders”?
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Quit quoting me, girls.
Quit quoting me, girls. I was a whore. Not a philosopher!
– Marilyn Monroe
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to them
Her: excuse me I’m up here.
Me: excuse me i was talking to your boobs.
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wondering
sometimes I spend entire meetings wondering how they get the big meeting table through the door
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to the right place
My wife called me today to tell me that the car wouldn’t start.
I said, “Honey, when I’m not there you have to sit in the driver’s seat.”
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selfie
Art History Fact: the Mona Lisa is one of the most famous selfies.