Skip to content

Jokes

  • unrealistic

    I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone is that frigid.”

    “Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers, cable installers, and delivery men that come to our house have tiny dicks.”

  • advice

    Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not a worrier

  • another

    My goal is to lose this hangover

    So I can earn another.

  • soon or later

    Tomorrow will be better, and if it’s not I say it again tomorrow…you never know right? At some point, someday…tomorrow WILL be better..

  • hiding

    I have been hiding from exercise.
    I am in the fitness protection programme.

  • don’t judge

    Never judge a man until you’ve had sex with his wife.

  • to see

    My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.

  • so poor

    Growing up my family was so poor that on my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.

  • When I asked you to give me a ride I didn’t mean drive me home.

    When I asked you to give me a ride I didn’t mean drive me home.

    Men are so stupid sometimes.

  • gambling

    it was joey’s first day at school and his father warned the teacher that the boy was an avid gambler. he said that joey might win lunch money from the other kids if he wasn’t watched closely.Read More »gambling