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prank
As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from the floor I asked, “What the hell are you yelling for?”
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not to lie
I said to my husband “Why don’t you tell me you love me?”
He said “For fuck sake woman, I can’t win, you told me last week to stop lying to you.”
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ready
I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
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time to stop
I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement.
I wish my wife would stop it.
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Ive never caught my penis in my zipper…
Ive never caught my penis in my zipper…
See a small penis is too good for something.
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A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”
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My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said…
My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said hello?”
So I say, “How?”“Oh, you already knew.”
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surprise
Pretty sure I know what my wife’s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, “A 3-way?” she got all angry like I ruined the surprise.
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hidden
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