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who is first?
If their a pic of the making of the world’s first camera. Which camera took the pic of the world’s first camera?
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What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band?
What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band? The Doors.
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anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….”
“anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
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too honest
My husband and I went for marriage counseling this morning. The counselor told me I need to be more open with him about what I want in bed.
Apparently, “Someone else” isn’t an acceptable answer.
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harder
We’re at the age in our life when the wife says, “Dave, I want it harder!”
I reply, “Ok babe, what’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”
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woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn excited.
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profit for all
I place $20 in a box.
So do you.
Now the box contains $40, and we both know it.
I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
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woman of my dreams
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn excited.
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money for sex
Wife: Do you wanna have sex?
Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask
Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.