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prank
My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”
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My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre?
My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.”
I said, “Why do you never take me to the strip club?”
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I try to let my wife run things at home.
I try to let my wife run things at home.
Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
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fault
it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!
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without
Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to:
1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning of the day.
2. Remember to buy her a card on my lunch break. 3. Buy her some more crap after work before I meet her. 4. Take her to a fancy restaurant and pay for a pointlessly expensive meal. 5. Take her back to her place and make love to her gently and passionate, even though all I want to do is fuck the shit out of her. And heres the kicker, I have to do all this then drive home without my wife finding out.
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trick
I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me.
All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with her for the rest of my life.
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Concentrate
Snooker table is the coolest table for men.
It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single stick!
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They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
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downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself,
“So, there is a downside to divorce”.
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coincidence
This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge.
“Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.”
“Oh no,” I replied cuddling her, “I was just having the best dream, I wish you could have had it instead. What was your nightmare about?” “Ah, that’s sweet, I had this horrible vision that my mother was being burned alive. What was your dream about?” “What an unbelievable coincidence…” I replied.