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I’m ok with women faking it in bed.
I’m ok with women faking it in bed.
I faked everything to get her there.
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revenge
Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.
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fortune teller
So the interviewer asked “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
I responded “Do you see fortune teller on my fucking resume`?!? No you dont, dipshit!” Nailed that interview I think.
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strangers
I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions.
So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.
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diaper
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
Ask Hugh Hefner.
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surprise
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday
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one more
I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking it again.
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holding
Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding his massive cock. Then I realised I hadn’t switched the TV on!
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faster
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.