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seizure
I danced like no-one was watching, but someone was………they called an ambulance because they thought I was having a seizure…..
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others
After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will eliminate them.”
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finally
Leonardo DiCaprio:*names his child Oscar*
Doctor:”Would you like to hold h-”
Leonardo DiCaprio:”Say it like we rehearsed it.” Doctor:*sighs* “And the Oscar goes to…”
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function
‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where ‘I love’ is constant and
‘you’ is a variable..
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Is it bad that after spending an hour with my psychologist, she…
Is it bad that after spending an hour with my psychologist, she has to spend two hours with hers?
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ignoring
Wife: What’s that beeping?”
Me: “That’s my seat belt alarm.”
Wife: “How can you ignore something so annoying?”
Me: “Huh?”
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The most popular song in Russia right now is Crimea River.
The most popular song in Russia right now is Crimea River.
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I said
Me: “Would you like to dance?”
Woman: “Hell no!”
Me: “Im sorry you misheard me. What I said was, you look fat in those pants”.
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goodbye
The first program of an emo-programmer is “Goodbye world”..
by bozhobg
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Oscar
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar