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for patent
Bartenders should put a pink straw in every women’s fourth drink.
This would be a signal for men that she is ready.
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until
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two drinks.
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When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish…
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”
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chances
71 killed in Nigeria as a result of a bus explosion.
What are the chances all on board are millionaires with no family and my surname?
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question
“My mind is telling me nooo… But my body…My body’s telling me yesss…BABY”
Cashier: Ma’am…would you like fries with that or not?
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Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I…
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I find a book on female orgasms?”
The librarian points him towards shelf G and says “That’s the spot”
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no joke
~To make it stand, you wet it.~
~To make it wet, you suck it.~
~To make it stiff, you lick it.~
~To get it in, you push it.~ DAMN….. threading a needle is NO JOKE!!
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instead
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.