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Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster…
Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster on Apple Maps. But it turned out it was just a car that drove into the lake because it was using Apple Maps.
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fun fact
Women will think you are lying,
even when you’re not.
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probably
If one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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religion
“Religion is here, so the poor don’t murder the rich”
Napoleon Bonaparte
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ME: Baby do I look fat withthis costume?
ME: Baby do I look fat withthis costume?
HIM: of course not hun, you’re the sexiest Orange ever!!
ME: I’m a carrot -.-
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it’s time
As I sat there, twirling my hair in my fingers, I thought…
I really need to shave my balls…
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‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the…
‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the owl, please?’
”Who?”
Me: ‘Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.’
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with what
Some bloke accused me of trying to pick pocket him today.
“You’re too slow for me” he laughed. “Now fuck off before I call the police”
I said “With what?”
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from my mistakes
I like to think I learn from my mistakes. Last night is a perfect example.
My kids showed me how to operate my new DVD player.
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turn on
When I undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.