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worry
My doctor said I needed to reduce stress.
Great, now I have to worry about that too.
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your dragon
Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow…
Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.
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magical words
wife : Tell me those three magical words..
husband : it’s my fault.
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to finish
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job myself.”
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When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut….
When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut….
I take it as a hint
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mirror
im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above my kitchen table last night!
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pay for not going
Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday you don’t go.
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the perfect candidate
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army!
Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct!!! So do you think you are eligible???Man: Sir…. Can my wife apply?
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cockroaches
In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.
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guardian
I call myself a ‘Guardian of the Galaxy.’
I’m a security guard at the Samsung store….