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about the apple
Eve: “I got an apple”
Adam: “…”
Eve: “what?”
Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.”
Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”
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I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?”
She giggled and said, “No”
I said, “Doesn’t that tell you something?”
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shock
My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian.
It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only ever known her as Christine.
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multiplayer
Sex is like video games, single player is good
But wait until you discover multiplayer.
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distance
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore,
I’m moving the fridge into my room.
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potential
I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.
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No sex
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
“Well, you’d better hire someone who’s a bit old, fat and ugly,” she said, “I don’t want you choosing someone who you’re going to be tempted to have sex with.”
“That’s fair enough,” I replied, “When can you start?”
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Propose
How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in the world and MARRY ME?”
How women propose: “I’m Pregnant.”
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entertainment
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable.
I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.
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for fun
*At school*
Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun.
Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics
Teacher: Exactly.