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break the rule
Today, I was cleaning the garage and found our old christmas lights. I noticed that the label said “for indoor and outdoor use only”. I’m still wondering how anyone could possibly break this rule.
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obsession
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with the Internet.
Worse than that my son Google agrees with her.
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that’s why
Boss : Could I see you in my office?
Me: No, probably not. There are walls that separate our offices.and that’s why I’m here Mr. HR manager.
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Trust
I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their trust.
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I’m here
I’ll call it a “smart” phone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your jacket!”
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literally
It’s hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs, because they always take everything literally.
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long time
Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something you haven’t had for a long time?”
So I asked the waitress for some sex.