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siren
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey little girl.Read More »siren
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like God
My girlfriend treats me like God.
She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
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story
Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.
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to try
My doctor told me that I was sterile today.
I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for a baby.
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trust
My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.
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incident
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.
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Question
Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?
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Wurst
Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.
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reverse
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.