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Paying
A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn’t get a screw for the hinge and says “Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?”
She looks at him and says “No I got it, but I’ll blow you for that coffee maker.”
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No one at home…
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye – very young, ravishing and delectable.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.
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Right hand
HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me?
WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart.
HUSBAND: If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears?
WIFE: Absolutely honey. HUSBAND: If I lost my legs would you push me in a wheelchair? WIFE: You don’t need to ask. Why all the questions? HUSBAND: I just sprained my wrist….
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Selfie
When I was a kid, a selfie was something you did with a bottle of lotion.
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Your job is
Dear Heart {♥} ,
Please stop getting involved in everything.
Your job is to pump blood, that’s it…
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Do it
The old saying is that if you want something done right, do it yourself. This shouldn’t apply to sex.
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Could you tell
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard drive containing over 5Gb of carefully-catalogued explicit images and videos?
If you have, please, could you tell my wife that one definitely exists?
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Q&A
What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.
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Improvement
What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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A man walks into a library. “Yes we do,” says the librarian. “Do…
A man walks into a library.
“Yes we do,” says the librarian.
“Do you have any books about mind reading?” asks the man.