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Neither me
Cop: Sir, are you drunk?
Me: No, occifer.
Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please.
Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Cop: I’m impressed, I couldn’t do that sober. Me: Me neither.
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Empty is suspicious
After clearing your browser history there should be a button that makes a new history filled with regular websites instead of having it be all empty
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My opinion
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is the most important and I really couldn’t care less about yours.
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Why do we call it “losing your virginity”?
Why do we call it “losing your virginity”?
Who loses it? Most of us don’t go looking for it after its gone.
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Until
You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting
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Never mind
I had a dream I was swimming in chocolate, but when I woke up ……nevermind
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Difference
Women can use sex to get what they want.
Men can’t because, well, what they want is sex.
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I agree
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.
In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”
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Fired
It turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired.
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If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to…
If there was an award for laziness,
I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.