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I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just…
I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just forgetting all the shit I’m supposed to be doing.
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis…..LADDER! I mean ladder!!
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Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you…
Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you plenty of other legitimate reasons.
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JOKESTER
“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife
She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?
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JOKESTER
Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big?
Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.
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JOKESTER
“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”.
Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to eat the whole fucking thing”.
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JOKESTER
Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour.
Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.
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JOKESTER
“oh, and another thing”
~ women 3 days after the argument is over
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JOKESTER
A man wakes up in a hospital bed…
The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the waist down.”
The man says, “Can I feel your boobs then?”
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JOKESTER
You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”