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They say, “revenge is sweet.” They also say, “revenge is a dish…
They say, “revenge is sweet.”
They also say, “revenge is a dish best served cold.”I’ve come to realize revenge is probably ice cream.
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I think my bathroom mirror is defective.
I think my bathroom mirror is defective.
Every morning it’s out of focus.
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I went skydiving and this guy straps himself to me, we jump out…
I went skydiving and this guy straps himself to me, we jump out of the plane and as we plummet, he says to me, “So, how long have you been an instructor?”
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Girl gonna text me “Come fuck me”, like I’m some kind of piece…
Girl gonna text me “Come fuck me”, like I’m some kind of piece of meat.
First of all, I’m on my way….
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During plane flights, I get really terrible earache!
During plane flights, I get really terrible earache!
This year I found a solution that’ll help….I’ve booked my wife’s seat 10 rows back.
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Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me…
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me I’m doing a good job driving.
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All porn films should start with 5 seconds of music, to remind…
All porn films should start with 5 seconds of music, to remind me that my volume is turned up.
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Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing…
Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dogshit instead of walking around it.
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Barcelona came to Anfield 4 nothing..
Barcelona came to Anfield 4 nothing..
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Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class.
Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class.
Me: Well…She didn’t fucking learn it from me.