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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.
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docter joke
Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.He says “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”“Is it common?” I asked.“It’s not unusual” he replied.
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Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her
I need to give her a charger too.
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Why did Nivea Cream?
…because Max Factor
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My wife got hurt bumping into the sofa…
I called her an ouch potato.
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Planes never seem to land happily,
They’re always a touch down
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What’s the difference between the red hot chilli peppers and Harriet Tubman?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves…
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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking
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I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit
By a storm trooper.
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What’s 72?
69 with 3 people watching.