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An acorn is not a corn
and a corn is not an acorn
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3 men were stranded in a desert
3 men were stranded in a desert.They were dying of thirst when a genie appeared to them. The genie said, “Here, I have a magical slide. Slide down it and shout any liquid and you will land in a pool of said liquid.”So the first man got to the slide, slid down it and shouted ‘WATER’ and landed in a pool of water.The second man slid down the slide and screamed as loud as he could, ‘LEMONADE’. And he landed in a pool of lemonade.The third man however, got a bit over excited. He slid down the slide and he went down yelled, ‘WEEEEEEEEE’.
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Why did the pawn shop buy the oldest piece of chewing gum in the world?
Because it was in mint condition
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I got a paper joke for y’all.
It is tearable.
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So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
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I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe
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Land Mines
The Soviet Union don’t use land mines.They use land OURS.
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Why is Kim Jong Un so unfit?
Probably because he didn’t have to run for office.
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Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
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Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care