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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Hey… do you smell carrots?
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Mystical Ideas
Ok so in a game a player is deciding whether or not to play a mystic and I’m not sure about it. Would you allow a mistake in your game? Would you make changes? What would you do?
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How do you make a baby cry? Drop it on the floor. How do you make it stop?
Drop it some more.
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I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
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How did the Lost survivors get back to the world
They had a Shepard
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When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
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Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
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I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
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Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens
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One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”