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The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.
An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.They said, “Don’t bring us anything but something witty said by a person from Isfahan.”The guy promised he would remember their request. So, he went to the city and had a great time there. While he was on his way back to some station in a taxi, it occurred to him that he had forgotten to ask a guy for some joke or puzzle.”What bothers you?” Asked the taxi driver, sensing trouble.”My pals asked me to bring them some Isfahani joke but it seems I totally forgot about it.””What’s the big deal?” Driver consoled him. “I’m from Isfahan. Let me tell you a witty puzzle. Answer this: Who is my father’s son but is not my brother?”The hapless fellow thought for a few moments and then admitted he was at loss to answer.”That would be me.” Driver said with a smirk. “I am my father’s son but I am not my brother.”The townsman laughed at the joke and was pleased with it. At the end of the journey, he asked the driver for his name.”My name is Ali Hassan.” Told the taxi driver.
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A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
For example, every time one was in the mood for sex, they would say to the other: “can you please help me type a letter on the typewriter?”.One day the dad was in the mood, but the mom was working late. She calls home and their son answers the phone. While they were talking, the dad tell the son to ask mom when would she come home because he needed help “typing a letter”. The woman responded she had a lot of work, but to tell him that she would be home as soon as possible.After a hour, the wife called again to say she might be a while longer but she doesn’t know how much exactly, so she told the son to tell his dad that she is trying to come home ASAP, to help him “type the letter”.The dad hears and says: Tell her no need to rush, I couldn’t wait so I just “wrote it by hand”.
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The baby reindeer asked the mother reindeer if it would snow this Christmas.
The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.
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Watch an 8 year old middle aged man swallow a popsicle whole.
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If you’re looking for a good swamp to live in
then you better make sure you have the right bayou right by you.
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No wonder reddit has a repost problem
I mean after all it is called read it.
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There was a young man…
There was a young manFrom Cork who got limericksand haiku’s confused
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other one?
See you next period.
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I was so close to winning lotto
I had all the right numbers but they were in the wrong order.
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I went to the store and bought naked juice, then called my dad
“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”