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Did you hear about the boxer who wrapped his tighty-whities around his shoes?
He went through his whole career undie-feeted.
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When the doctor diagnosed me with dyslexia
It was music to my arse
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Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
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Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
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Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
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In which form would the enormous poet always write his poems?
In Iambig Pentameter
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Just Post Malone things
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ: what do you call it when Post Malone invites you to his house? A: Host MaloneQ: what do you call post-pubertal post Malone? A: Post HormonesQ: what do you call an argument with Post Malone? A: Oppose MaloneQ: what do you call someone who is close to becoming like Post Malone? A: almost MaloneQ: what did post Malone dress as for Halloween? A: Ghost Malone
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Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
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This Time of the Year…
Am I the only one who thinks of Mr. Stay Puft when I step on snow and hear it smoosh? Always reminded me of the sound they used for his footsteps.