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A man is riding through the desert…
Suddenly, he hears a voice, coming from nowhere.”Get off your horse.””What?”, the man asks.”Get off your horse.”The man, slightly irritated, does as the voice commands.”Dig a hole.””You want me to… dig a hole? Right here in the desert?””Yes.”Again, the man follows the voice and within a few seconds of digging he finds a pile of gold! The man is overjoyed, crying from happiness, when he hears the voice again.”Ride to Las Vegas.”This time, the man does not doubt the voice, gets on his horse with his newfound wealth and rides to the city.
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I took my pie to Detroit, Nebraska and Alabama
My math teacher said that for pie to work take it to 3 dismal places.
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1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Because I just can’t even.
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Why did the leader of Russia fail his math test?
He didn’t putin enough effort.
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I saw a clown with suit and case running into an allyway
I think there was some funny business going on there.
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it…
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
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What “Fun” things can you do withoud online?
So i ran out of Playstation Plus and i cannot play online anymore wich sucks i already did the whole storyline and now i dont know what to do and i am asking if you guys have any fun ideas beside garden ops sinde its boring?
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A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
The priest asked, “What is so troubling that you want to end your marriage?” The young man replied, “ My wife and I keep fighting over food! I just can’t stand her and I want out!” The priest asked, “Well my son, did you consummate your marriage on your wedding night?” He said, “Yes father, that’s the problem, she managed to CONSUME the whole wedding cake and then ATE the whole damn cheese platter!”
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We decided to organize an intervention for our friend, who is addicted to taking laxatives.
I said, “This shit needs to stop.”