Jokes

On one day, the second friends birthday, the first friend wishes to find only the most beautiful pig for his friend. He goes searching long and wide for the perfect pig. His friend, unsuspecting, goes to search for a perfect pig for himself and lands upon a place filled with the most majestic pigs you could ever imagine. The second friend goes looking and finds a golden pig. He approaches this shiny creature and tries to carry it only with failure as it is very heavy. In defeat, he stumbles over to the side of the pig. The golden pig exclaims “you could just ask me to move, you know.” The second friend, shocked, says “you can talk!?” The pig explains how he is the only of his kind and that there are no other pigs who can speak. The first friend is still searching for the pig and he stumbles upon a big area. He goes inside. He sees signs, food, objects, activities. Wonderful, he thinks to himself. He goes searching for the pig and gets the perfect idea. He finds exactly what he is looking for and heads home. Home Friend two: “I have the most wonderful pig to show you.” Friend one: “As do I.” Friend two: “Mine can speak and it is the last of his kind.” Friend one: “There is another.” The first friend pulls out a small box. Friend one: “It is in here” Friend two: “It couldn’t possibly fit in there!” Friend one reaches into the box and pulls out an object. He reaches towards his friend and points it towards him He sees his reflection.