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My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
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What did the exit sign at the sperm bank say?
Thanks for coming.
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My mum doesn’t like people who cuss. My best friend cusses a lot. His name is Red.
It was Fred before she beat the F out of him.
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How does a 144 Hz TN panel look?
For reference, I’m currently using a 1440p 144 Hz IPS panel, specifically the Asus MG279Q. While I do like the resolution and refresh rate, I wouldn’t say it’s the most responsive thing in the world (like, it feels like it has a REALLY tiny delay underneath all of it that I can somewhat notice), and the colors… well, while do shine pretty for the most part, it seems like the screen is being a bit weird when producing solid colors. Like, it seems like it has mixed lighting throughout the whole screen, and that it has a bit of a cheap appearance to it (though fortunately no backlight bleed).I found out from a forgotten source, that all 1440p 144 Hz IPS panels are actually AHVA panels, and that they have horrible quality control on them, and are essentially a series of compromises. However, the reason I got one in the first place, was because I really wanted to see how a 144 Hz IPS panel looks. It’s definitely quick, but I can’t help but feel that me viewing it, it seems a bit too blurry for the most part (although that could just be my eyes).I’ve never actually seen a 144 Hz TN panel in motion before, but I’ve seen plenty of 60 Hz ones. I’m assuming the ones I’ve seen are low-end, because a lot of them just don’t seem bright enough, some have horrible viewing angles, there’s washed-out colors, that kind of thing… though, not all of them have washed-out colors, and sometimes when I’m curious as if a panel I’m looking at is either TN or IPS, sometimes I just don’t know unless I look at it from an angle.I guess what I’m trying to say is, what would be my experience if I went from my Asus MG279Q, to a Dell S2716DG?
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How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar nazi?
You call them antisemantic!
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Dad joke
(not original content)Wife: I have to tell you something. I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.
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What’s the big deal with peeling a banana from the bottom?
I have peeled from the bottom a few times and have found no benefit. In fact a couple of times it gave me a more sloppy peeling result.So what’s the deal? Am I missing something?
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3 ghosts wanted to scare 3 men.
There was a teen ghost, a middle-aged ghost and an aged ghost that wanted to scare 3 men: Joe, Sal and Murr.The teen ghost told the middle ghost “Boo Joe.”, and it obliged, much to their enjoyment.The teen ghost then asked the aged ghost to “Boo Sal”, but the ghost responded “I don’t want to. He spends too much time on his phone, and not enough time trying to afford housing.”The teen ghost rolled it’s eyes and sighed “Ok, boo Murr.”
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I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.
Didn’t work at all. 🙁 I think this “B 12” slogan should be banned as false advertising!!
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It’s hard to go on a date with a librarian
They’re always booked