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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram…
I was like 0mg!
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I can see 2 weeks into the future.
Yeah, I have 2020 vision
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Jokes
What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!
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We all know where the Big Apple is
But do we know where Minneapolis
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Remember when picking up women
It’s the thot that counts
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A patient calls his old therapist
Patient: I just feel like I can’t connect with anyone. I’m always the third wheel or being forgotten. No one has any time for me. Therapist: I wonder what is making you feel that, unfortunately I have too many patients right now so I can’t see you.
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« Dad, i just had my first sexual experience yesterday »
« Son, I’m proud of you. Come have a sit and tell me everything about it »« well i can’t sit, my butthole still hurts »
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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
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A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
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The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He asked the owner if he could try to make the donkey laugh.“Go for it.”, says the owner.The customer goes to the donkey and whispers something to the donkey. The donkey is laughing out his lungs out.The owner can’t believe his eyes but serves the man his free meal.The next day, the owner hangs out another sign: “whoever makes the donkey cry, gets a free meal”The same man as before comes in and asks the owner if he could give it a try.“Why not” says the owner, knowing he couldn’t make it a second time.The man goes in the backyard and after a few moments you hear the donkey sobbing and crying.The man comes back and the owner is totally confused.