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A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . . . . . . . . . . ” A girl” What were you thinking? He’s a programmer, he can understand basic questions.
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People never talk about the 12th reindeer, probably because she’s so rude to Rudolph
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
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As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
I’m now a [m30] my dad never knew exactly how much I took but since then I have been fortunate enough to be able to repay him plus more. He recently became homeless so I found him a place a got him a car. Hes now away on holiday after saving money and sorting him self out.
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Before my surgery my anaesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let you know that I’m a vegan.”
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Sidemen v Others (Sorry Callux)
Others: Got a new song incoming stay tuned to my main channelSidemen: Our songs will be posted on our second channel
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Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?
Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank
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Wow these kenyans run so fast.
Dude they do naerobics.
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What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
A preoccupation.
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People’s Postcode Lottery?
Is this nonsense? Does anyone win? Do you do it?
Jokes
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