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I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
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A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers: “If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines and If it is short, stay away from the engineers.
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DO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????
Please sweden I didn’t do anything
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The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…
They were giraffeted.
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2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a side of lentil curry’The first dips a finger and takes a taste, ‘hmm maybe you’re right it’s not peanut butter’The other tries some too ‘damn it it’s not lentil curry either’A passerby intervenes and shouts ‘Hey!! What are you doing?! That’s a pile of shit you’re tasting!!!’‘OH MY GOD!’ They exclaimed ‘What a relief we almost stepped in it!’
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Orion’s belt is just a big waist of space…
Sorry, I know that joke is lame…3 stars
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I call my penis the Canadian
Because it curls when it gets cold.
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So there were two eggs in a pot.
The first egg says, “Look I have a crack!”The second egg says, “I’m not hard yet”
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The bad sonic trailer is most likely a publicity stunt.
Before you say or in this case, think anything, I want to say that this is the first time a movie studio has listened to fans to such a degree.It will be much cheaper to release a creepy sonic trailer to annoy audiences and then be the hero and ‘re-design’ the whole thing. Honestly we would not be taking so much about this movie is there hadn’t been a bad sonic in the first place.This might all just be in my head, but if it isn’t, hats off to the marketing team. They are brilliant and creative enough to rival Elon Musk’s marketing strategy. Either way, it is impossible to not be impressed by the whole affair.