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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
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A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
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The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He asked the owner if he could try to make the donkey laugh.“Go for it.”, says the owner.The customer goes to the donkey and whispers something to the donkey. The donkey is laughing out his lungs out.The owner can’t believe his eyes but serves the man his free meal.The next day, the owner hangs out another sign: “whoever makes the donkey cry, gets a free meal”The same man as before comes in and asks the owner if he could give it a try.“Why not” says the owner, knowing he couldn’t make it a second time.The man goes in the backyard and after a few moments you hear the donkey sobbing and crying.The man comes back and the owner is totally confused.
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What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?
You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.
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I know it’s naughty, but I gotta know…
When Santa does come once a year… does Mrs.Claus say “Let it Snow” or “Let it Go”?
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My wife asked me to provide her with encouragement as she attempts to lose weight next year.
I said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be a piece of cake.”
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I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
Jokes
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