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I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but I guess he found away to urn some dough.
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r/WatchPeopleDieInside•Posted byu/TheRiyan6 hours agobut, a kilogram….
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As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
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What do you call…
What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say it out loud)There’s a ton more….. fire away.(Must be the dad in me but I love these types of jokes)
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A man get caught by the police speeding.
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and he has a big package of drugs in th boot. The officer feeling scared called for backup.Backup arive and search the car to find nothing illegal. Then check the cars info and it turns out the car belongs to the driver. Confused they asked the driver what was going on. The driver replied “I don’t know but I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding aswell”
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How do you know if a hippie’s been in your house?
They’re still there.
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I dont tell people about my sex life anymore
Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories
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When you’re bi and single, you’re not bisexual.
You’re bi yourself.
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Tears stream down Brutus’ face as he realizes what he’s done. He feels the rodent tug his hair purposefully, and like a marionette he plunges the knife deeper into his old friend’s back. Their eyes meet and Julius Caesar whispers his last words:
“Rat tu, touille?”
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Wanna know what’s great about orphan jokes?
They never hit too close to home.