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The doctor told me I had only 2 years left to live.
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
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I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
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sally is on the swing
sally falls of the swing because she has no arms knock knock who’s there not sally sally has a friend with no legs her names is eileen they go swimming in the ocean with their friend he has no arms and legs his name is bob when bob is at sally’s door they call him matt
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The recent smart home device hackings convinced me to throw away my Roomba.
It’s been collecting my dirt for years.
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In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.
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How can you tell the difference between an introvert and an extrovert programmer?
An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.
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A priest went to get his hair cut.
Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A minister went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The minister was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A rabbi went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The rabbi was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen rabbis.
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When I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry
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You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe once and went into a frenzy about how it’s a show about a bunch of Space Fags. He literally with “ughhhh” in the loudest voice during IT 2 when that gay couple kissed and everyone was looking at himHe’s genuinely a horrible person and the only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of finally moving out and flipping him off I can picture it and as one of my many heroes would say“SUCK A DICK DUMB SHITS!” – Sarah LynnAlright your turn 🙂