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Yesterday I was playing game chess with computer, the computer was so slow in making its moves I got pissed and
threw away the chess board
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If I got a reddit nickel for every time I’ve contributed..
I must have contributed exactly 50 times.
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[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
I am having issues with my a typewriter and am wondering how to resolve the issues. Here are some of them…The ribbon slips out of the little carriage that holds it;the exclamation point key is a bit messed up;the backspace key is broken;and the red and black settings overlap somehow.
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Why don’t people want to play board games made in Thailand?
Because it’s always a Thai game.
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I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but I guess he found away to urn some dough.
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But…
r/WatchPeopleDieInside•Posted byu/TheRiyan6 hours agobut, a kilogram….
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As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
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What do you call…
What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say it out loud)There’s a ton more….. fire away.(Must be the dad in me but I love these types of jokes)
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A man get caught by the police speeding.
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and he has a big package of drugs in th boot. The officer feeling scared called for backup.Backup arive and search the car to find nothing illegal. Then check the cars info and it turns out the car belongs to the driver. Confused they asked the driver what was going on. The driver replied “I don’t know but I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding aswell”
Jokes
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