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  • I’m so broke…

    … even my smoking is second-hand.

  • There are two types of people in the world:

    those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

  • I’m starting a charity for girls that can’t afford to buy vibrators

    It’s called Toys for Twats

  • I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

    I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

  • What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?

    They both get paid by the load.

  • Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.

    I know I sound like a boomer “oh technology” but I’m a huge supporter of social media to socialize except when it comes to dating apps. Dating apps are the worst. You’re specifically trying to force love, which is abnormally stupid and I cannot believe. Just because you “connect” and like the same things isn’t an indicator when you’re using a dating app. Love should be found through real life experience instead of putting up picture of you trying to look hot and seem like a rebel. Just seems like a stupid way to do it imo.

  • My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale from 1-10.

    Last night, we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.

  • Green Dragon Kicking My Ass

    I’ve tried several varieties of kratom. My favorite is green maeng da, which gives me a nice euphoria and calm feeling, excellent for anxiety without putting me to sleep.My local kratom bar was out of green maeng da, so I decided to try green dragon, and holy shit.I usually take at least 4 grams of green maeng da to get the feeling I like, and if I’ve been using a lot and my tolerance is high, I’ll take as much as 8 grams.But this green dragon has a strong effect at just half a gram. I took four grams once, and it hit me so hard that it wasn’t even pleasant.Is this an inherent difference between green maeng da and green dragon, or did I probably just get a strong batch by chance?

  • If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?

    General: If the enemy attacks from the front, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the back, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the left, what will you do?Me: I will defend against him!General: If the enemy attacks from the right, what will you do?Me: General, am I the only one defending this country?

  • Why Does The Origami Like to do Laundry?

    Because it likes folding.

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