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  • How can you tell the difference between an introvert and an extrovert programmer?

    An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.

  • A priest went to get his hair cut.

    Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A minister went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The minister was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen roses.A rabbi went to the same barber. Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The rabbi was so moved that the next day he sent the barber a dozen rabbis.

  • When I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder

    I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

  • I love to solve integer sets when hammered…

    Some call me a functioning alcoholic.

  • You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?

    I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe once and went into a frenzy about how it’s a show about a bunch of Space Fags. He literally with “ughhhh” in the loudest voice during IT 2 when that gay couple kissed and everyone was looking at himHe’s genuinely a horrible person and the only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of finally moving out and flipping him off I can picture it and as one of my many heroes would say“SUCK A DICK DUMB SHITS!” – Sarah LynnAlright your turn 🙂

  • I’ve got an advent calendar for Jehovah’s Witnesses…

    Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.

  • Juul refillable pod alternatives

    I’ve been using the Sylo refillable pods for a while now, but they tend to burn easily on me. They’re better than the JPods in my opinion, but I’m not getting 5 refills like they claim.Are there non-coil based pods that someone would recommend?

  • Why did nobody laugh about Vlad the impaler?

    Because he made too many shit posts.

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  • I know a few bilingual pot heads

    The Rosetta stoners