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Why was Santa’s sack empty at the end of Christmas night?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What did the little ghost boy call his transgender ghost mother?
Transparent.Feel free to drop advice on better delivery, I’m open to suggestions.
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Ever wonder why comedians don’t run for President?
They’d just make a joke of it.
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Who is my good boi? My dog: woof woof…
Who is your ancestor?My dog: wolf wolf…
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Why did the rapper died while he was free styling?
Because he was on fire.
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I checked my local weather app to see if I’d get snow for Christmas this year
Guess it’s still up in the air ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
…and decides to to indulge herself with a milk bath, so she calls her local dairyman. “I’d like to order meself some milk” “How much will ye be needing?” “I suppose, I’ll need enough to fill me bath tub.” “Shouldn’t be more than 200 liters I’d guess.” “My word! That’s more than I thought.” “Well, tell me miss, will ye be needing the milk pasteurized?” “Oh no! I think up to me neck will do.”
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other:
“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
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Stalin was out swimming, but he began to drown.
A peasant who was passing by jumped in and pulled him safely to shore. Stalin asked the peasant what he would like as a reward. Realizing whom he had saved, the peasant cried out: ‘Nothing! Just please don’t tell anyone I saved you!’