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  • A sticky solution to a sticky problem.

    Did you hear about the Math professor who had a constipation problem?He got it worked out…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


  • Disrespectful kid gets slapped by detroit OG

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  • The content of your reddit post is less important than your timing

    I’ve seen absolute gold posted when the USA is asleep, which goes nowhere, and average content posted at the start of the US day that goes platinum.I think it’s because the audience across Australia, Asia and Europe is so culturally, languageally (yeah I know linguically is a word but I’m making a new one, fight me) and ethnically diverse that even if you find an audience that relates to your content, they are too far apart geographically to get your post anywhere near the threshold for Hot.Case in point: it’s 4pm where I am posting this (Melbourne, Australia), 6am in central Europe , midnight in DC and 9pm in LA.Because of this, (and because its uninteresting garbage) I suspect this post will go nowhere.I will repost this tomorrow at a better time and see what the difference is as far as upvotes.


  • A lamb, a calf, and a kid are standing in the pasture.

    The lamb says, “My Dad is the best! He can grow a full coat of wool from scratch every day!”. The calf boasts, “That’s nothing! My Dad fought in the bullfights in Spain and killed 3 matadors!” The kid, looking unimpressed, says “That’s nothing! My Dad… is the GOAT!”


  • Bruno Mars defending Mars vs Elon Musk invading Mars

    Elon is trying to win the new space race but there’s a problem; Bruno already made it.Bruno gains the power of all his lyrics, and is assisted by all fictional Martians, from Martian Manhunter to the dude from Looney Toons.Elon Musk has all of Planet Earth to back him, as well as a top secret weapon; an elongated muskrat with all the powers of his Earth 616 counterpart; Tony Stark.Elon Musk is also backed by the New 52 Amazons, including Wonder Woman, as well as New 52 Aquaman and Atlantis.Both sides start on their planetsWho can conquer Mars and become the dominant power of the new era?Round 2: Loser gets Freddie Mercury with the power of all his lyrics, but he starts on Mercury. Previous winners all carry Mars bar chocolates they cant remove, and losers are Mars lusted in every sense (Mars is a British chocolate, dunno if USA dudes have it)


  • Why did the bear have anger issues?

    He was a bipolar bear


  • I support LGBTQ

    Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.


  • I have a saying in life when it comes to kids

    Adopt don’t shop


  • Jack the Ripper goes to the Dr. with a stabbing pain…

    Dr says, “Tell me more”.Jack says ” My whole shoulder is sore”.


  • Has anyone heard of or have any experience with this board? It’s called SYL 08

    I am thinking of getting this board as it does seem to have a good range (20-30km), and decent power (1650W x 2)My apprehension is that it seems quite cheap for the price and might not be as good. It says that is $419Here’s the link:https://www.geekbuying.com/item/SYL-08-Electric-Skateboard-Off-Road-With-Remote-Control-Black-392971.html


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