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Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading? Why don’t you read our jewish papers?””You see Chaim” the other man says calmly “When I read our newspapers all I see are pogroms, antisemitic hate crimes and it’s just depressing and scary, here on the other hand” he says while showing his friend the frontpage ” I’m apparently a masterminded banker, have millions in secret accounts and even rule the whole world!”
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My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?
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A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
“Il show you son. Call your sister.” Says the father”Daughter would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes of course, that is a once in a life time opportunity!” Answers the daughter”Okay son now call your grandmother” Says the father”Grandma would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes I would! I would do it for you so the family can thrive financially!” Answers the grandmother”Okay son now call your mother” Says the father”Wife, would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes! We could buy a bigger house and have loads of vacations!” Answers the motherThe father looks at his son and responds “See son, in theory, we are millionaires but in practice 3 whores live in our house!”
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T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
As I said above in October a police officer ran a red light tboning me and one other driver. No lights were seen or sirens heard by anyone. I need to know some options that might make results quicker then a long drawn out legal battle. Also it’s not an option to go through my insurance so please don’t suggest it.
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Hab nem Kollegen nen Limonadenwitz erzählt
Den Fanta lustig
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Looking for an active clan with decent/above average/competitive ranges players to play with.
Seriously. All these recommended clans are super inactive and the players are generally Rookie IV or something. I need better teammates for ranked. (Am Pro II (rank protection atm though), ign Iltoid)
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Aluminum suppressor?
I’m looking into form 1(ing) a can for my 6.5cm but the only “fuel filter” I can find is aluminum. My better judgment suggests that 7075 aluminum ain’t up to the task of controlling 6.5cm. I’m not going to buy a $500 piece of titanium. Steel will do.
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A sticky solution to a sticky problem.
Did you hear about the Math professor who had a constipation problem?He got it worked out…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .