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My wife said I don’t listen to her….
At least that’s what I think she said.
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I Need a Joke For A Song Called Brain Sprain
The song has to lyrics it’s for a jazz band but I can’t think of any jokes
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A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
The father asks “I see you are in between jobs, how are you going to provide for yourself and my daugher?”The young man replies “Well, God will provide”The father continues by asking, “I assume you will be having children, how will you support them?”.The young man paused, and then replies with great conviction, “Don’t you worry, God will provide.”The father, a bit concerned, asked another question, “Do you have any savings? What is your plan in life?”The young man looks the father straight in the eyes and says “God will provide”Later on, the mother asks the father “So how did it go?”The father answers “The bad news is that he has no money, and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God!”
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One benefit of living in a van.
You can go basically anywhere on house arrest.
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Don’t be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data…
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.
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It was easy to stop girls from eating Tide Pods.
It was harder to deter gents.
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The Worst Comedian in the World
Have you guys heard about the terrible comedian who never finishes any of his jokes?
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I sometimes wonder what would happen if there was no gravity
anyway iv’e had an uplifting day
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What is the difference between most people and horses?
Most people are asses
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The flat earth society is pretty big!
They have members all around the globe!
Jokes
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