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How I feel about my GPA is how a parent feels about their autistic child
Good enough, but embarrassing to show to others.
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What did the Austrailian sailor say to his shipmate when he spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?
What did the Australian sailor say when his shipmate spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?”Good eye, mate!”
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I explained, to my friend Remi, my design for a solar kettle made of dough.
“Dough, Remi. For solar tea. Dough.”
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I broke a table fan…
Now it has a separate fan base.
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There was a dude in my restaurant waiting
We had some kind of competition, who can better wait.He could wait how hard he wanted, but in the end I won.because I was waiter.
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years
In those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”
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What did Reddit say when it opened a vacuum?
Wow! Such empty.
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My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
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What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
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Looking to buy either wireless headphones or earbuds for a price of about 6000INR ($85)
I’ve been looking to buy a decent set of earpods or headphones for the above-mentioned price range. I have gone through a few choices that include jbl’s c100 tws and a few others whose names I don’t remember. I’m not so big on bass and music, I concentrate more on the vocals and just listening to audiobooks and lectures. a noise cancellation related product would be great. can you please help me out. thanks a lot
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