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Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
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How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
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joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
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Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
I haven’t watched very many hawks games but I always see Trae putting up huge numbers. I fully believe he is an amazing player and a future MVP but are his stats inflated due to him being given the keys to the offence? The hawks have been awful and Trae has been the one bright spot in Atlanta. Not trying to hate on the guy, I’m a huge Trae Young supporter, but just curious to hear from people who actually watch the games.
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An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
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I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
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I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
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I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
I built a house out of OXO cubes and lived in it for a few months. When I first started living in it I really hated it and wanted to move out. But then when I eventually did move out, I found myself missing it and really wanting to go back.I have Stockhome Syndrome.
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What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
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TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited me to a party because it was to bring a date, so after school we went and it was going well until eventually she kinda started looking visibly sad funny thing is I’m really good at telling people’s emotions and having no idea how to deal with themSo I tried to just joke around and brush it off but eventually she broke down in front of me, everyone else was too loud and annoying to notice so I walked outside with her to find out she hasn’t been eating lately so I held her for a while and told her to wait a minute and I brought her some stuff to eat and asked her if she would be ok with just eating while I sat next to her and talked, idk I guess I thought she would be more comfortable with it, but it workedI feel like if I was a better communicator I could just help her better, but I’m shit soTL;DR by not knowing how to talk to sad people and having my anorexic friend break down in front of me.