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I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
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What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
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Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck then yells, “HEY, WHERE Y’ALL FROM!?”
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Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
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My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
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The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
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My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.