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Put anything random memes jokes anything like that
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Police were investigating a murder in Ten City…
The victim was Andrew Pun, and the suspects were his family members. They were extremely wealthy, and had a pure blood line spanning out across multiple cities.The police began interrogating each sibling, guardian, and family friends. All of them had an alibi:Tommy Pun, Andrew’s little brother, said “I was playing with my big brothers phone when the police walked in, honest!”Sandra Pun, his mom, said with tears “Oh well I was just straightening up the house when I walked in Andy’s room to ask where his laundry was…”However, Andrew’s dad, Robert Pun, wasn’t happy that the relatives he lived with were being questioned. “I’m not having any of this! Why would his closest relatives kill ol’ Andrew?!”The police told him to calm down and asked Robert who he thinks did the crime.”Well I don’t know who did the crime, but how ’bout you go ask the Puns in Six City, because I sure as hell know that no Pun in Ten did!”
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A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty food”
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What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets
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My kid, who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die
“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him
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Relationships are like revolving doors
You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out
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I told a communism joke
Nobody laughed, they said it didn’t work.
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This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.
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Anyone else still have their SS not pull your info yet?
Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.
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A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.