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Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
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Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
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There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
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Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
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Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
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Spelling the word panda is easy;
You just need the letter P and A.
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I’m so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
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Reddit is just left wing 4chan
Reddit is full of sniveling sycophants who want nothing more than to remain in thier echo chambers and never have thier ideas or beliefs challenged. The only difference between reddit and 4chan is that normies can use reddit and 4chan is too obtuse for people to use. But if I honestly had to choose one platform to yeet it would be reddit because at least at 4chan it isnt moderated to hell and back to the point where you are afraid to post something slightly edgy for fear someone will scrape thier delicate sensibilities on it.
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How is Shawarma in your city?
I live in Hyderabad and shawarma here is a classic cheap Lebanese fusion. its usually rolled in either a samoli bun (french bun), rumali roti, or khubz. all these versions have the same flow, with salad and without salad. the salad ones are typically the b graded ones with kheera and shredded cabbage. that shit is horrible. like its bad when you get the bite of kheera, it destroys it. the kheera is not even de-seeded and its in a way dripping with water. the non-salad is just with extra chicken and a lot of mayo. talking about the mayo, it’s not even the classic garlic sauce, rather a typical mayo spread with a Lil garlic flavored. that’s it. if you ask for extra, the sauce bottles contain low-quality ketchup and the same mayo spread without the garlic. after they prepare your roll they either microwave the shawarma or just grill it on a Tava. this breaks the emulsification and the oil gets separated. all you have now is an oily roll bidding you farewell.there are places that do serve the classic ones with toum, tahini, pickled cucumbers, lettuce, and other authentic stuff. what I mentioned is what you get in a typical shawarma place. people love it for some reason. fuck em ?
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My wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.
She said, “Yes, leave the room.”