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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response-ability.
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3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue skill-monkey. They specialize in not just skills, but also allow you to master more tools and languages as well. You can use some as your Cunning Action, and you can even assist allies in their skill checks from a distance, shouting instructions from across the battlefield (DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN!?).The Master Thrower is self descriptive! You master the art of disarming yourself, but also becoming deadly almost any object you can hold in one hand. You may favor daggers, but feel free to launch mugs, forks, quills, stones, and light-weight improvised weapons with unerring accuracy. You can even throw two weapons at once!Shadow Dragon Ninja provides a ninja option for rogues, without needing to dip into Monk to get some of the flavor and abilities. Sneak attack with more weapons, and your unarmed strikes! Sneak Attack when you Crit! And become practically invisible the untrained eye while hiding in the shadows.Please leave some comments, questions, and constructive criticisms down below! These aren’t perfect yet, and I need your feedback. Even if you only read one of these subclasses. Thanks!
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I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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Why the political leaders of drawing utensils avoid supporting gay pride movement?
Most of the rulers are straight.
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Mom has a kid.
A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It turns out, the mom was making brownies.She grabbed what she thought was “Choc Paste” and cooked it.When they ate it, the dad’s eyes opened and jaw dropped. “These are shit!”
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So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
I just got these thoughts, coming up, on another night. Nowadays I do not trust myself, so I sleep with a knife. I cared about you, and I loved you and I was so fucking nice. But your heart just ended up just being cold like fucking ice.Maybe I’m just tripping, ima bout to take my life. Got dry tongue, empty head, and widespread sight of red. But I just hopped on this Gemini and popped another sprite. Until I rolled up and I could not see the fluorescent sunlight.I wasted all my time on you. You played with my emotions. Made me feel like I’m your world. But you were causing a commotion. Now my heart is broken into pieces, I can tell it hurts. When you try say sorry, I just notice, you swallow your words.It’s just so unfair, I cannot understand. I trusted all your fucking lies, but that’s just what you planned. Now every shadow in my room is now a hologram.
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Perfect vision
There are two islands out there where one is always one day ahead of the other but it is only a 15 minute boat ride to each island. So, if you stand on the later island and look at the one ahead of you on December 31st, don’t you have 2020 vision?
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Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
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What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
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My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”