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How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from all the reposts on this sub…
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WIFE: I’ve thought about it, and I’ve decided I’m just not a kid person.
ME: Hey… [taking her hand] the word you’re looking for is “adult.”
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I had a mild case of insanity.
The doctors said I should stop playing INSAN-D.
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What happened to the arrogant red-shirt who demanded his Star Fleet Captain beam him up?
He was hoisted by his own Piccard.
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Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I was wondering if I could still get the Minty Pickaxe code if I buy something from the Gamestop website. I want to buy $10 vbucks and would like to see if I can get the code that way. Or is it only available in the physical store? I am indifferent to pickaxe either way, buy it wouldn’t hurt to try to get it. Also would I have to somehow specify that I want the code or do they send to code with any Fortnite related purchase?
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I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
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What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
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Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck then yells, “HEY, WHERE Y’ALL FROM!?”
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Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Jokes
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