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How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
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Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
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How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
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Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
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What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
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Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
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High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are only three parachutes on the plane.Donald Trump says “ I am America’s smartest president. I need a parachute so I can lead the people.Steph Curry says “I have millions of fans who love me. I need a parachute to play for them.The Pope says to the schoolboy, “ I am old and have already lived my life. You should take the last parachute.”The boy replies, “That’s alright, because America’s smartest president jumped with my backpack.
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Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
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Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.