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When they have a snoring problem
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Laser printing
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What is worser that finding a worm in Apple ?
Finding a half of worm
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I used to think consent was only verbal
But the other day I was sleeping with a woman. I asked her if she was into butt stuff. She didn’t respond one way or the other but I could tell by her body language. I got two thumbs up
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Living in London society in “1984” be like…
“Begone, thoughts!”
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Obi-Wan Kenobi started a marijuana dispensary on Tatooine. What’s it called?
The High Ground.
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How to improve pitch and be able to hit note after note right?
What is the faster way to do that? Any exercises for practice? Thanks in advance.
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I am almost sure that I shouldn’t be driving my crappy car around town.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
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What’s the difference between a Christmas wish and a ramp in a swine pen?
One is for figgy pudding and the other is for piggy footing.I’m a dad!
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Your penis can grow in length and has a prehensile function
It is strong enough to be used to swing around like spiderman, but you can only use it in open spaces.