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Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
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What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
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Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
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High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are only three parachutes on the plane.Donald Trump says “ I am America’s smartest president. I need a parachute so I can lead the people.Steph Curry says “I have millions of fans who love me. I need a parachute to play for them.The Pope says to the schoolboy, “ I am old and have already lived my life. You should take the last parachute.”The boy replies, “That’s alright, because America’s smartest president jumped with my backpack.
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Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
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Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
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I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
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I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
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“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
Jokes
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