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I’m not usually one to take side, but gun to my head…
…I’d probably support the 2nd amendment..
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Why can’t I see black ice on the road?
Because I don’t see color
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Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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Richest Man in Town
At the funeral of the richest man in town, a stranger saw a woman crying very loudly.The stranger said, “Are you a relative of the deceased?”“No.”“Then why are you crying?”“That’s why!
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Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?
To find some Christmas spirit
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Trump gets Impeached
Me: The Senate will decide your fate. ignites lightsaber
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HMC, I will show you how to toss an ice cube
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You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions. Utterly despise them.
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Two old men meet every morning on a park bench after religious services.
One day one of the old men shows up with a black eye.The other guy says “What happened”He says “ I was at mass, and a beautiful young woman was in the pew in front of me. About halfway through, I noticed her short skirt had gotten wedged in between her ass cheeks. After a while, I couldn’t help myself, so when we were kneeling, I reached over the back of the pew and just sort of tugged it out. She was horrified, and she turned around and belted me!”They both shrugged, and got on with their day.The next day, the man shows up with 2 black eyes!The other guy says “what happened this time?!?”He says..”same girl at mass this morning…short skirt…it gets wedged in between her ass cheeks. After a while, the guy next to me can’t take it anymore and reaches over and tugs it out. I knew she doesn’t like it like that, so I pushed it back in!”
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What do you call a Jewish Woman’s boobs?
Joobs(Yes I stole this from South Park)