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Steven and Connie can have such an easy relationships – here me out
There’s one slice of pizza left, who gets it? They both want it! What will they do!BAM They fuse into Stevonnie and they both have the last slice
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If I got a kill for every gender
I wouldn’t have enough for a UAV
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Ya ever look at a really beautiful woman and think
Damn, my moms pretty hot
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I don’t understand why people like threesomes so much
If i want to dissapoint 2 people at the same time i just go and see my parents.
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I would tell you a Trump joke…
But it’s border line offensive
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A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
A need a Hispanic name that sounds very noble, the kind of name you hear and thinks “That’s somebody important”, a name that could easily belong to royalty.
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How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
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Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
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How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)