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A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can hide in apple trees.What is the loudest sound in the forest?A squirrel eating apples.I told this joke to a friend of mine, and he was a bit confused. He asked me, “Why a squirrel? They don’t eat apples, they eat nuts.”
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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
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I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
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Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
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My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling at me. Apparently her name was harmony, not obesity.
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.All of the men started clapping.
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
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What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.
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Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing