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Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
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My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling at me. Apparently her name was harmony, not obesity.
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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.All of the men started clapping.
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
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What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.
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Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
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Ed the reporter asks Donald Trump. “Trump why are you so orange?”
Trump replies Im peach ed.
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Why did the wire kill the telephone?
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
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Send me replays!
I had already made a post about this but it go no responses so I will do it again.I am getting into rocket league editing and montage making but since I am horrible at the game, I do not have many clips to edit. If you send me some of your replays, I can make you a montage for free. Just make sure that you send the replay file and not a clip. If you do not know how to acess the replay files, go to:Documents -> My Games -> Rocket League -> TAGames -> demosThen select the replays you would like to send.Thanks in advance!
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Trump has finally been impeached.
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
Jokes
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