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I developed a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
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You won’t get sick from eating twelve eggs.
A dozen-egg-cyst doesn’t exist.
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Trump and Clinton have now one thing in common
They are both impeached.
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Tulsi Gabbard Voted “Present” on the Trump Impeachment
Glad to see at least one Politician with some Holiday Spirit
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Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us two die first HAS to come back to earth to confirm wether there is baseball in heaven.”Unfortunately John passes away a week later, and true to his words he makes a trip back to earth to inform Greg.John: Greg I got good news and bad news for you buddy.Greg: let’s hear the good news firstJohn: good news is, there is indeed baseball in heaven.Greg: that’s great! What could possibly be the bad news then?John: your pitching next week.
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A redditor come back home
A redditor come back home just to find all of his heaters are gone but doesn’t know who took themEdit: thanks for the cold stranger
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You wanna see my belt of watches?
Nevermind it would be a waist of time
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Why is Donald Trump happy about the impeachment result?
Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.
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Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two tyred…
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Why I love this community, this player revived my horse after he accidentally downed it
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