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What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang came back
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You know why black people love watching sports?
Easy, cause they dominate that shit.It’s the same reason white people watch the History Channel.
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The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
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My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
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If I rubbed sanitizer containing ethanol on paint containing mercury, what’s the chance I created ethyl mercury?
Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
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Re-examining the legacy of Princess Diana
Researchers have concluded that compared to other royals her legacy was head and shoulders apartAt least, that’s how they found her on the dashboard.
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Last night marks the first time in history
A President was Imoranged.
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How does Obi-Wan Kenobi punish his kids?
He high grounds them
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My son just learned that 2+7 is 3!
I really need to work on his penmanship…
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A lot of people with one eye patch were pirates, but why were people with two eye patches never pirates?
Because they can’t sea.